Calling all “Certified” Cake “Decorators”!
Er…
Positive, it is a powerful job, however somebody’s gotta poo it.
Although it does require you give a flying crap:
And be an everyday individual:
You realize, no weirdos.
If that is you, then this job could possibly be yours in a pinch!
A heaping pile o’ enjoyable!
Simply keep in mind to drift:
However(t) not that a lot.
(Ooh, seems to be just like the bride lastly managed to get… a turd in edgewise.)
(AH THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)
And thanks additionally to Anneke D., Patricia S., Amy Okay., Firas, Gail W., Cheyenne B., & Britani O. for passing on… the joy.
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You might suppose the world would not want any extra poop-themed merchandise, however – BUTT! – I believe you may agree the world DEFINITELY wants the “Gotta Go Flamingo.”
Why? As a result of it is a toy flamingo that comes with its personal bathroom and NO I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP:
Little Stay Pets’ “Gotta Go Flamingo”
Wow. Wow. The product photograph of a child pouring the “reusable meals” out of the bathroom and again into the flamingo’s mouth goes to stick with me for some time.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
