Generally bakers wish to stretch themselves by making uncommon object truffles. You recognize, stuff you do not often see made into cake. On a regular basis issues. Mundane issues.
Silly issues.
Like this tiny broom.
And bikini bottoms:
JUST the bikini bottoms.
(A part of me desires to imagine it is a Spongebob cake gone improper.)
And this… tree?
As a result of once I assume “festive occasion meals,” my first thought is, “I dunno, perhaps a tree?”
Some conjoined pencils:
It is like these snap-and-share Popsicles, solely ugly and tougher to eat.
Once I flip 44 I hope somebody will get me a complicated child bathe cake:
Full with lil’ poo pile.
(It is a key. How do I do know? YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.)
(Additionally Julie instructed me.)
And eventually, there’s this tall drink of water:
Which might be actually boring if it weren’t for the… captured tadpole.
(Sure, we’re calling it a tadpole.)
Ahem.
Sooo, yeah. Approach to stretch yourselves, bakers!
NOW STOP IT.
Due to Megan J., Heather F., Okay.B., Kathy B., Julie, & Leslie, who claims that “tadpole” rings a bell. [head tilt] Nope, I do not see it.
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P.S. In case this publish wasn’t painful sufficient:
Exceptionally Unhealthy Dad Jokes
There are numerous “dad joke” books on the market, however this one has superior scores AND the phrase “spiffing” on the duvet, so it is a clear winner.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
