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HomeCakePut together For ALL The "Attractive" Jokes — Cake Wrecks

Put together For ALL The “Attractive” Jokes — Cake Wrecks


Sure, sure they do.

FUN FACT: I seemed up “Attractive” in my thesaurus, and no lie, one of many synonyms is “scorching to trot.” I am unable to even make these things up.

In fact, some would possibly argue Mister Intercourse Ed* there has a horn that appears extra like a cigar, however that is a fallacy. (‘Cuz that is a phallus, see?)

Ooh, I simply realized this cake offers an entire new that means to the phrase “horsing round.” Heyooo.

And to one thing that rhymes with “thickhead.” Heyoooooo.

So the subsequent time you’re feeling like betting on the ponies, minions, simply be certain that your baker will get a grip, and would not blow it.

[*COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS… to everyone over the age of 40.]

 

Because of Diane C. for the excuse to put in writing the Mister Ed pun my soul has at all times yearned for.

*****

I do know it’s not even remotely Halloween, however because the proprietor of a black cat, I can let you know this one’s acceptable year-round:

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