It is Quirky Nation Music Track Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a vacation to have a good time with Cake Wrecks, that is it.
Are you able to guess which of those songs are actual, and which of them I simply now made up whereas laughing madly?
LET’S FIND OUT.
“My Canine Instructed You So”
You mentioned he is only a mutt
However now you are in your butt
Do not gimmie no lip, ‘cuz
My canine advised you so
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“She Thinks My Tractor’s Attractive”
She thinks my tractor’s horny!
It actually turns her on
She’s at all times starin’ at me
Whereas I am chuggin’ alongside
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“You are The Cause Our Children Are Ugly”
You are the rationale our youngsters are ugly, little darling!
Oh, however appears ain’t every little thing
And cash ain’t every little thing
However I really like you simply the identical
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“Maintain My Beer And Marry Me”
I am drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You are all I will ever need
So maintain my beer
And marry me
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“Dropkick Me, Jesus”
Dropkick me, Jesus
By the goalposts of life!
And over finish neither left nor the best
Straight by the guts of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
By the goalposts of life
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“If You are Lookin’ For Lovin’ Do not Sit On Her Canine”
That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket journey
In the event you’re lookin’ for lovin’
Do not sit on her canine!
Because of Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for serving to me idiot John with no less than certainly one of these. How’d the remainder of you do? 😀
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