“Not gonna lie; I’d have slashed to go to a ‘Pirate House Palooza’ once I was 12. Interval.”
4) Ordering a cake should not be rocket surgical procedure, so all the time attempt to make the ordering course of as simple as potential in your purchasers.
“Hello there, I would prefer to order a cake? It is for my good friend Vicki; she’s turning thirty on Thursday.”
“No drawback! I am going to simply write, ‘Vicki Thirty Thursday’, then, shall I?”
“Um, no – only a easy ‘Completely happy Thirtieth’ will do, thanks.”
“‘Completely happy Birthday Thirty,’ comin’ proper up!”
“No no, I need ‘Completely happy Thirtieth,’ after which her title on it.”
“Yooooou betcha. ‘Thirty Completely happy Vickies’ it’s!”
“Are you daft? Look, I simply need ‘Completely happy Thirtieth, Vicki’ okay?”
“OH! After all! Foolish me. Now I perceive.”
“Lastly! Thank you!”
“I simply have one query.”
“What?”
“The place does the ‘Thursday’ go?”
[silence]
“Vicki? You okay?”
