I as soon as talked about on-line how a lot I like wet days, as a result of I by no means must go exterior. Then I may have mentioned one thing about going 5 or 6 days with out leaving the home, and hellooooo, Judgey McJudgersons!
Look, web individuals, I do not want your pity. I HAVE CATS.
Apart from, I DO depart the home now and again. Generally even voluntarily. Nonetheless, with Florida mainly a large steam sauna full of mosquitoes proper now, I favor getting my sunshine by way of a window – and with the A/C at full blast, thankyouverymuch.
Some individuals assume an absence of dwell social interplay could make you go a little bit humorous within the head, however I say the reverse is true. In reality, day-after-day I see completely socialized bakers churning out silent, frosting-soaked pleas for psychological intervention:
The signal says, “Turkey formed cake.” Inform me this is not a cry for assist.
And I am not speaking about particular orders right here, the place you would perceive, say, Darth Vader driving a My Little Pony. I am speaking the stuff they put out within the show instances, for all of the world to see and quietly again away from, being cautious to make no sudden actions.
We name it, “Somebody please simply make the voices cease screaming.”
[P.S. – Two words: “Blue boobs.”]
[You’re welcome.]
And now, edible ghost chickens, as a result of, yeah, that is completely regular:
“Bok Bok B’WoooOOOooo!”
The one that made this offers with individuals all day.
Let’s all take a second to actually let this one sink in:
This, too:
And these:
Let’s simply say I would not invite this baker over to babysit.
(Why are there ghost flies across the edge? And two monsters hiding beside the crib? WHY?)
For all the times I’ve spent peacefully working at dwelling, it is by no means as soon as occurred to me to make edible toes out of gummi rabbits.
…and that just about makes me unhappy; I guess this baker’s head can be a enjoyable place to go to.
I clearly keep in mind my pre-blog days, after all, again after I had “regular,” people-riddled work locations. The worst was the return desk at a TJ Maxx. After a day of coping with deranged clients who insisted the waffle iron that also had waffles in it was “by no means used,” I am fairly certain even these would’ve seemed like a good suggestion:
The trick is to eat them earlier than they begin speaking.
So keep in mind, extroverts, earlier than you choose us hermits hiding behind the blinds and dressing our cats as Stargate characters, generally getting out of the home is not all the time the reply.
Generally individuals simply do higher on their very own.
And generally the mutant Strawberry Ladybug factor simply must die.
[twitch]
Hey Jill E., Niomi W., Anony M., Brocha S., Kelly W., Susan Ok., Carolyn T., Bethany, & Dani S, celebration at my place? Physician Meow-Kay and Tail-La would love to satisfy you!
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P.S. Hey, what can be a wonderfully cheap buy to make proper now?
A taco fanny pack.
I repeat, A TACO FANNY PACK. With drink holder!
